Text 19 Jun 161,229 notes

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

(Source: johncest)

Photo 19 Jun 3,287 notes birdandmoon:

What to do if you find a baby bird. Many thanks to the wildlife rehabilitators who have been tirelessly fielding calls and saving birds all season.
If it’s too small, the original chart is here.

birdandmoon:

What to do if you find a baby bird. Many thanks to the wildlife rehabilitators who have been tirelessly fielding calls and saving birds all season.

If it’s too small, the original chart is here.

Text 19 Jun 20,089 notes

tomrny:

psyducked:

when they let you cum inside

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i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house

Text 19 Jun 7,767 notes

221bumblebee:

axhemiel:

221bumblebee:

vulcanblood:

imagine spock putting on a sweater and getting the tips of his ears caught in the knitting

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too cute to pass up i’m sorry

Quick! Draw someone from the bridge helping him!

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mccoy to the rescue!

Video 19 Jun 16,392 notes

monstersinthestars:

that is an excellent question

(also thank you so much!  you’re such a sweetheart ububu)

Video 19 Jun 35,603 notes

shepardcommander:

stupidlittleginger:

withoutawarning:

iliftthingsupandputthemd0wn:

justnodandsmile:

thecakebar:

Birthday Cake Shots

YES PLEASE

Give. Me. Now.

OMG COLLINE CAN WE DO THIS WHEN YOU VISIT?!?!

lets do this for my birthday Rhiannon. pleasssseeeeeee. i’d be do happy 

My only requirement/demand is that the sprinkles are the cool metallic kind. I’ll get them when I pick up your 21 balloon / over the hill gift ;)

Photo 19 Jun 9,542 notes jetgreguar:

disneytrivia:

In the scene in The Incredibles where Helen (Elastagirl) is flying the plane, her use of radio protocol is exceptionally accurate for a movie. The terminology used hints that she has had military flight training. In the director’s commentary Brad Bird says that actress Holly Hunter insisted on learning both the lingo and its meaning.
“VFR on top” means she is flying in the regime of Visual Flight Rules ‘on top’ of a cloud cover.
She requests “vectors to the initial”, or directions on how to get to the initial landing approach.
“Angels 10” is her altitude call, ten thousand feet. This is a military term. Civilian flights use the term “flight level”.
“Track east” is her direction of travel.
“Buddy spike(d)” is a US military brevity code meaning “friendly anti-aircraft radar has locked on to me, (please don’t shoot)”.
“Transmitting in the Blind Guard” is a call on the emergency frequency where 2-way communication has not been established.
“Abort” is also a military brevity code, a directive meaning “stop the action/mission/attack”.

god i love when actors/ voice actors are intent on using correct lingo for things like this
its so easy to BS this sort of thing and sometimes it might work but it’s vastly more impressive when they actually use correct terminology 

jetgreguar:

disneytrivia:

In the scene in The Incredibles where Helen (Elastagirl) is flying the plane, her use of radio protocol is exceptionally accurate for a movie. The terminology used hints that she has had military flight training. In the director’s commentary Brad Bird says that actress Holly Hunter insisted on learning both the lingo and its meaning.

  • “VFR on top” means she is flying in the regime of Visual Flight Rules ‘on top’ of a cloud cover.
  • She requests “vectors to the initial”, or directions on how to get to the initial landing approach.
  • “Angels 10” is her altitude call, ten thousand feet. This is a military term. Civilian flights use the term “flight level”.
  • “Track east” is her direction of travel.
  • “Buddy spike(d)” is a US military brevity code meaning “friendly anti-aircraft radar has locked on to me, (please don’t shoot)”.
  • “Transmitting in the Blind Guard” is a call on the emergency frequency where 2-way communication has not been established.
  • “Abort” is also a military brevity code, a directive meaning “stop the action/mission/attack”.

god i love when actors/ voice actors are intent on using correct lingo for things like this

its so easy to BS this sort of thing and sometimes it might work but it’s vastly more impressive when they actually use correct terminology 

(Source: imdb.com)

Photo 19 Jun 171 notes wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter
“Harry channeled his rage through Fuckslayer. The angel blood boiled as he summoned the great meteor, swathed with the blood of the tiny fucklings at Hogwarts, leapt onto it, and flew into space. He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then he sent Mercury’s carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life’s fleeting precipice.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter

“Harry channeled his rage through Fuckslayer. The angel blood boiled as he summoned the great meteor, swathed with the blood of the tiny fucklings at Hogwarts, leapt onto it, and flew into space. He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then he sent Mercury’s carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life’s fleeting precipice.”

Photo 19 Jun 56,319 notes copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

Text 19 Jun 54,647 notes

this-is-life-i-live:

isthisjustphantasy:

coolstoryno:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I UNDER STAND

Someone explain this frealz

i understand dude what’s wrong with you

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